Gussied Up With Nowhere To Go - Midnight of xDere Virus

[juicy_egotist]

I am ready for this weekend now.

[J is dressed up in what appears to be a suit that looks oddly like Baron Salamander's Get up with flowers. He's nervously primping as he charges around the main base, drawing looks from various people as he's trying to adjust the suit that is oddly cut to his metallic frame.]

But what if she doesn't like it? Oh heart of hearts, why can't I decide? Such incredible eyes, the hidden smile under the layer of confusion, sweet love of my heart I must date Setsuna Higashi again!

Oh my dear loving songbird fly free from your bondage into my--

[Ding. Midnight. The virus is over and J is standing there stupidly for a moment.]

[And then he shrugs.]

I am not entirely certain where that came from. But I will date her. Some day.

[And back to egotist.]

Comments

[symbolofhappiness]

[WHY]

[juicy_egotist]

[Well this was awkward.] This is awkward.

[symbolofhappiness]

...just a little, yes.

[juicy_egotist]

Well... these are for you. [And he'll transport the flowers over with a male voice proclaiming 'TRANSPORT'.]

[symbolofhappiness]

[Setsuna blinks at the sudden flowers. Well, that just... happened.] Ah... thanks... I guess?

...This was a really weird virus.

[juicy_egotist]

It was one of a kind I'd think. [A little embarrassed, even for J.]

[symbolofhappiness]

Definitely. I'm glad I didn't do anything too bad while I was affected... Things could have ended really badly.

[juicy_egotist]

Really? Well I'm glad you didn't do so.

[symbolofhappiness]

So am I. It was really embarrassing and I got a bit... obsessive. But I guess everyone kind of did, huh? [Yeah, she's referring to this post, because wow.]

[icantbelievethis]

You sound like a fanboy of an idol singer.

[juicy_egotist]

It was not one of my most shining moments.

[icantbelievethis]

So you like her, huh?

[juicy_egotist]

I may very well do. I'm still understanding emotions as they go along.

[icantbelievethis]

It's that hard?

[juicy_egotist]

I was programmed with many emotions, but understanding things such as love, is a little more difficult for one such as myself.

[icantbelievethis]

I think we need a support group here.

[juicy_egotist]

Quite possibly. Yes. It might be a good idea.

[boostup4beetbuster]

You were under a virus?

[Look who's going to troll.]

[juicy_egotist]

I staved it off as long as I could, Jin.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Really? Because aside from a couple of mentions of another person, you still sounded like an egotist.

...Wait. Maybe you weren't under a virus and you've found someone else you can be absorbed in.

Do you have a crush?

[juicy_egotist]

... A crush? It is possible, and yet I do not mind her company.

[boostup4beetbuster]

Sounds like love to me.

[juicy_egotist]

It arguably does at that. [Kind of surprised at himself.]

[boostup4beetbuster]

You gonna spill, or do I have to make you cry uncle first?

[juicy_egotist]

... I find myself attached to Setsuna Higashi, for reasons unheard of. It started during the red string virus when we went out on a date.