Gussied Up With Nowhere To Go - Midnight of xDere Virus

[juicy_egotist]

I am ready for this weekend now.

[J is dressed up in what appears to be a suit that looks oddly like Baron Salamander's Get up with flowers. He's nervously primping as he charges around the main base, drawing looks from various people as he's trying to adjust the suit that is oddly cut to his metallic frame.]

But what if she doesn't like it? Oh heart of hearts, why can't I decide? Such incredible eyes, the hidden smile under the layer of confusion, sweet love of my heart I must date Setsuna Higashi again!

Oh my dear loving songbird fly free from your bondage into my--

[Ding. Midnight. The virus is over and J is standing there stupidly for a moment.]

[And then he shrugs.]

I am not entirely certain where that came from. But I will date her. Some day.

[And back to egotist.]

Comments

[symbolofhappiness]

...just a little, yes.

[juicy_egotist]

Well... these are for you. [And he'll transport the flowers over with a male voice proclaiming 'TRANSPORT'.]

[symbolofhappiness]

[Setsuna blinks at the sudden flowers. Well, that just... happened.] Ah... thanks... I guess?

...This was a really weird virus.

[juicy_egotist]

It was one of a kind I'd think. [A little embarrassed, even for J.]

[symbolofhappiness]

Definitely. I'm glad I didn't do anything too bad while I was affected... Things could have ended really badly.

[juicy_egotist]

Really? Well I'm glad you didn't do so.

[symbolofhappiness]

So am I. It was really embarrassing and I got a bit... obsessive. But I guess everyone kind of did, huh? [Yeah, she's referring to this post, because wow.]

[juicy_egotist]

Indeed. It was out of character for me.

[symbolofhappiness]

A little. You were using really flowery language there. I think I prefer you being direct, like usual.

[juicy_egotist]

Very well. I will be direct as always.

[symbolofhappiness]

Good, I like you better that way. [More like he's a million times worse when virused and anything is preferable to that.]

But, um... About that last part of the post?

[juicy_egotist]

[And that was a scary thought indeed.]

What of it? Perhaps we will date again when things are not forcing things through.

[symbolofhappiness]

Ah, um... really? [She'd kind of been hoping that was still part of the virus but NOPE.] You want to go on a date a second time?

[juicy_egotist]

If you are inclined to doing so.

[symbolofhappiness]

[SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT okay calm down. It's possible to reject someone without letting them know you hate them and think they're annoying, right? Right. She just... has to let him down gently. She can do this. Just be nice.]

Um, well... I don't really know... Maybe in the future? [Damn it.]

[juicy_egotist]

Very well then. In the future it is. [Which means he'll be up to waiting.]